Vulcans don’t like getting wet
Cats don’t like getting wet
Vulcans are sassy assholes who show no emotions even though they have emotions
Cats are sassy assholes who show no emotions even though they have emotions
Conclusion: Vulcans are cats
your logic is sound
Also pointy ears!
I call SuperWhoLock the Bermuda Triangle because everyone dies and all the ships sink
This is the most notes I’ve ever gotten
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
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why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
Who put that on there?
was it a fucking ghost?
Listen to my
eyes: Where’s the fucking tuna?
you know those powerpoints where people show pictures of guys to their parents and ask them who they think they are
i did that with my mom
(i have a cardboard cutout of him)
(the only video i ever showed her of dan was his i can’t sleep video)
I was doing good until
“Hank green”
“No wait that’s Hank green”
if you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you’re not a model for spongebob tampons
who lives in the vagina of a young teen
SPONGEBOB TAMPAX
absorbent and yellow and bloody is he
SPONGEBOB TAMPAX
you guys do realize spongebob lives in bikini bottom right
this shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone
