A Gordon Ramsay Poem
Who put that on there?
was it a fucking ghost?
Listen to my
eyes: Where’s the fucking tuna?
i just laughed so hard fuck
I’mdying
#I see someone taught the hummingbirds to use the vulcan pinch #I’m laughing so hard#OKAY SPOCKINGBIRD….
FUCSIkgjsl,ag’;rsg
SPOCKingbird? LAWLZ!!!
My dog turns three in one hour.
The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.
you know those powerpoints where people show pictures of guys to their parents and ask them who they think they are
i did that with my mom
(i have a cardboard cutout of him)
(the only video i ever showed her of dan was his i can’t sleep video)
I was doing good until
“Hank green”
“No wait that’s Hank green”
if you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you’re not a model for spongebob tampons
who lives in the vagina of a young teen
SPONGEBOB TAMPAX
absorbent and yellow and bloody is he
SPONGEBOB TAMPAX
you guys do realize spongebob lives in bikini bottom right
this shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone
“THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!”
One day I’ll get horribly injured and make this reference and if the paramedic doesn’t laugh just let me die
this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.
as you can see, human is calm.
#do you have a moment to talk about my half brother jesus christ
