The Indoor Cowgirl

Jun 13

chubbythecorgi:

IT STARTED OUT SO WELL.

Jun 13

A Gordon Ramsay Poem

gordonramsaypoetry:

Who put that on there?
was it a fucking ghost?
Listen to my
eyes: Where’s the fucking tuna?

Jun 12
viperf0x:

someones-entire-world:

mosshospital:

i just laughed so hard fuck

I’mdying

#I see someone taught the hummingbirds to use the vulcan pinch #I’m laughing so hard#OKAY SPOCKINGBIRD….
FUCSIkgjsl,ag’;rsg

SPOCKingbird? LAWLZ!!!
Jun 12

torakodragon:

I couldn’t resist. 
Based off this post (x)

Jun 12
usingtimewisely:

usingtimewisely:

My dog turns three in one hour.

The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.

usingtimewisely:

usingtimewisely:

My dog turns three in one hour.

The joke is that I put a beer in his bowl because he’ll be turning 3 which is 21 in dog years. I have been planning this joke for a week.

Jun 12

howlingwolf13:

rosefyler:

you know those powerpoints where people show pictures of guys to their parents and ask them who they think they are

i did that with my mom

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(i have a cardboard cutout of him)

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(the only video i ever showed her of dan was his i can’t sleep video)

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I was doing good until

“Hank green”

“No wait that’s Hank green”

Jun 12

therealhousewivesofhyrule:

infamousnfamous:

primsore:

if you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you’re not a model for spongebob tampons

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who lives in the vagina of a young teen

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX

absorbent and yellow and bloody is he

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX

you guys do realize spongebob lives in bikini bottom right

this shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone

Jun 12

carleybells:

“THE BLACK KNIGHT ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!”

One day I’ll get horribly injured and make this reference and if the paramedic doesn’t laugh just let me die

Jun 12

-laughatgildedbutterflies:

manuxinhace:

this is my human. when human is fussy, i just pet it like this.

as you can see, human is calm.

Jun 11

castielcampbell:

tardimpala67:

#sup

#do you have a moment to talk about my half brother jesus christ